David Oppenheimer's Online Photo Album

(Images May Take a Long Time to Download ... Please Be Patient)

Favorite Quote: Question The Dominant Paradigm

An Artistic Rendition of Me as Michaelangelo's David
No! I don't really have a black rectangle on my body ... lol.


  B-day Dinner With Grandma Oct. 12th 2000

My Grandma is the Best!

 

  yogurt face kitty

Little Miss Kitty ... doesn't she look cute?
I thought Miss Kitty was just getting fat, but she was
suffering from Pyometra and had to have her uterus removed.

*** WARNING ... Picture of Cat Guts Behind Next Link ***
Click here to see a picture the vet took during Miss Kitty's surgery.

 

It's Tax Day and Uncle Sam Looks Just a Little Too Happy
About Taking Money Right Out Of My Wallet

 

I Love Cruising in my 1967 Pontiac!
This is my Favorite Car.

 

I used to go cruising in luxury in my 1990 Jaguar XJ6.
Unfortunately, I no longer own this car.


PICTURE COMING SOON

My everyday car is my 2000 Plymouth Neon LX.
Imagine lots of Cadillac-style options crammed into a Neon.




On Vacation in Antigua w/ Omar & Dawn

 

Very Cool Double Exposed Picture of my Sister Jill and I
Holding an 80 Pound Python in South Miami Beach
 
 

My Sister With my Nephews Harrison and Timothy
 
 

My Good Friend Sue with her Pitweiler (half Pitbull / half Rottweiler) Icee
And Her Himalayan Kitty Linus.
Sue now has a little baby girl named Madeline whose website can be found here.
 
 

Heading out to Woodstock with some friends in '94.
That's Me In The "SKYDIVE HARD" T-shirt.

Click here to see my 1st freefall. Best viewed in full screen. ( ~7.2 MB Windows Media Player file).
Click here to see my 1st solo landing. ( ~2.5 MB Windows Media Player file).
 

Please Note: You May Need to Right Click on the Link And Select "Save Link As..."
or "Save Target As..." and Save the File Locally Before it Can Be Viewed

 

Here's a Picture of My Home Network.  Yes, I admit it, I'm a Computer Geek.
 
 

Rotolo's Makes the Absolute Best Pizza in Columbus!
Rotolo's Doesn't Advertise or Deliver - They're So Good That They Don't Have To!

Please Note:
Mama Rotollo quit making stuffed pastas after her recent double knee replacement,
so they no longer offer Manicotti or Ravioli, but pizza is what they do best anyway!

 

My friend Doug used to make and sell scale model Wooden Motorcycles.

Now he makes and sells custom made vacuum chambers for sex organ enhancement:

 

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